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| Name | 1000 Jokes Magazine 45 | Published |
| Publication | Price: 0.15 USD | Pages: 52 | Frequency: quarterly |
| Cover | 1 page |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | ...or I'll eat my hat! |
| Comic Story | Santa Squeezes Through Chimney |
| Synopsis | Going down a chimney causes Santa Claus to be squeezed into a rectangular shape. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Pencils | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Inks | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Notes | On inside front cover. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sid Gordin (signed) |
| Pencils | Sid Gordin (signed) |
| Inks | Sid Gordin (signed) |
| First Line | Mighty strong west wind, isn't it? |
| Notes | On inside front cover. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Domestic |
| Script | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| Pencils | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| Inks | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| First Line | I knew I'd catch you if I'd wait around long enough! |
| Notes | On inside front cover. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Galli Bros. |
| Script | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Pencils | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Inks | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| First Line | Can't you wait 'til I finish? |
| Notes | On inside front cover. |
| Text Story | Ye Olde Fashioned 1000 Jokes Almanacke & Spellbinder for January, 1948 (1 page) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Satire-parody |
| Notes | Parody almanac. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Reamer Keller (signed) |
| Pencils | Reamer Keller (signed) |
| Inks | Reamer Keller (signed) |
| First Line | See what I mean? |
| Text Article | Louder and Funnier (3 pages) |
| Synopsis | A farewell to the year 1947 and a bunch of jokes. |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Non-fiction |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Charles Saxon (signed) |
| Pencils | Charles Saxon (signed) |
| Inks | Charles Saxon (signed) |
| First Line | Hiya, Hot-Pants! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Pencils | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Inks | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| First Line | We're lucky being tramps. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | MacTavish |
| Script | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Pencils | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Inks | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| First Line | MacTavish is ever a slave to fashion. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | George Wolfe (signed) |
| Pencils | George Wolfe (signed) |
| Inks | George Wolfe (signed) |
| First Line | The jet has stopped working but we'll have it fixed in a jiffy. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | And you thought we were a tribe of backward savages! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Reilly |
| First Line | Fellow by the name of Reilly, I believe! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Norment (signed) |
| Pencils | John Norment (signed) |
| Inks | John Norment (signed) |
| First Line | Happy Likluk to you. |
| Cartoon | Man Under Ice Watches Figure Skater |
| Synopsis | A man under a frozen lake watches a woman figure skating above him. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | R. C. Dell (signed) |
| Pencils | R. C. Dell (signed) |
| Inks | R. C. Dell (signed) |
| Text Story | 1948, Take it Away! |
| Synopsis | Predictions for the new year. |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | William W. Pratt |
| Notes | Written as a poem. |
| Comic Story | No Title |
| Synopsis | A man yells the wrong phrase at Echo Canyon. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Pencils | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Inks | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Letters | Gerald Green (signed) |
| First Line | Drop dead! |
| Text Story | ...Or I'll Eat My Hat! |
| Synopsis | Bob Hope talks about those South American fruit hats and his new picture, the Road to Rio. |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Bob Hope |
| Cartoon | Famous Fyrsties: Ye Ancient Gassie & Fresh Up Station |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Pencils | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Inks | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | A. Cramer (signed) |
| Pencils | A. Cramer (signed) |
| Inks | A. Cramer (signed) |
| First Line | Would you mind if I took a picture of you? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | I think you got your wires crossed! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | Popcorn - a lousy double feature - a two-mile walk in the rain - how can I ever repay you for such an evening? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | Champagne, soft lights, sweet music - and the first thing I knew there I was lending him money for the next installment on his car. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ponce de Leon (signed) |
| Pencils | Ponce de Leon (signed) |
| Inks | Ponce de Leon (signed) |
| First Line | I'm glad she's getting interested in something else besides running around with boys! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Ross (signed) |
| Pencils | Al Ross (signed) |
| Inks | Al Ross (signed) |
| First Line | Would you mind wiggling your shoulder? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Gus Lundberg (signed) |
| Pencils | Gus Lundberg (signed) |
| Inks | Gus Lundberg (signed) |
| First Line | I'll have to quit typing for awhile now. |
| Text Story | How to Live on Nothing a Week (2 pages) |
| Synopsis | How to deal with high prices on food. |
| Script | Harry Neill (credited) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Text Story | The Og of McNog and His Eggnog (1.25 pages) |
| Synopsis | The leprechaun O'Shaun seeks the eggnog of immortality. |
| Script | Robert Fontaine (credited) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Thed O'Shaun; the She of Bennybowlegsagall; O'Phillip; Fairy No. 1; Fairy No. 17 |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Pencils | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Inks | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| First Line | I'm sorry, M'sieu, Madame is no condition to see anyone but photographers. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | Shake hands with my cousin from the Magnetic Pole. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Phillipson |
| First Line | I think Phillipson here has the answer to our refund problem. |
| Comic Story | The World Situation at a Glance (2 pages) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Satire-parody |
| Script | Edwin Kurz |
| Pencils | Edward S. Reynolds |
| Inks | Edward S. Reynolds |
| Text Story | Read 'em and Weep! |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Webb B. Garrison |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Mr. Casey; Mrs. Casey |
| First Line | Paw and me have never been separated a single day except for the three years he was in the army. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Ross (signed) |
| Pencils | Al Ross (signed) |
| Inks | Al Ross (signed) |
| First Line | Be careful not to knock them all down with the first ball because then you get cheated out of the second throw. |
| Text Story | Bowl Me Over |
| Synopsis | A man teaches his wife to bowl. |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Sweetie-Peeps |
| Script | Jay Worthington |
| Cartoon | Drunk with Bowling Pin |
| Synopsis | A drunk mistakes a bowling pin for a bottle. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Pencils | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Inks | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Cartoon | Fish Poses with Man |
| Synopsis | A fish poses for a photograph with the man he just caught. |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| Script | George H. Green (signed) |
| Pencils | George H. Green (signed) |
| Inks | George H. Green (signed) |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | Your bar references are good but what do you know about television? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Leo Salkin (signed) |
| Pencils | Leo Salkin (signed) |
| Inks | Leo Salkin (signed) |
| First Line | I figured as long as I had to listen to everybody's troubles, I might as well make it worth my while... |
| Comic Story | Hate Cards (2 pages) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Satire-parody |
| Script | R. Blinn William W. Pratt |
| Pencils | R. Blinn William W. Pratt |
| Inks | R. Blinn William W. Pratt |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Reamer Keller (signed) |
| Pencils | Reamer Keller (signed) |
| Inks | Reamer Keller (signed) |
| First Line | The idea is, I won't have to shovel a path if it snows. |
| Text Story | Who Won't Succeed Stalin |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Satire-parody |
| Characters | Joseph Stalin |
| Script | Gerald Green Reuven Frank |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | - And I may safely say, without fear of contradiction - |
| Cartoon | Dachshund on Roller Skate |
| Synopsis | A dachshund on a walk needs a roller skate to support itself. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | George H. Green (signed) |
| Pencils | George H. Green (signed) |
| Inks | George H. Green (signed) |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Synopsis | A talking dog is tired of talking dog cartoons. |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| Script | Jack Markow (signed) |
| Pencils | Jack Markow (signed) |
| Inks | Jack Markow (signed) |
| First Line | I'm sick of these talking dog cartoons. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| First Line | Okay - let's go. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Norment (signed) |
| Pencils | John Norment (signed) |
| Inks | John Norment (signed) |
| First Line | She bumps into things. |
| Cartoon | Woman Creates Milk Bath |
| Synopsis | A woman milks a cow in her bathtub to create a milk bath. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sid Gordin (signed) |
| Pencils | Sid Gordin (signed) |
| Inks | Sid Gordin (signed) |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| Script | Sid Gordin (signed) |
| Pencils | Sid Gordin (signed) |
| Inks | Sid Gordin (signed) |
| First Line | Why don't we unite? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Norment (signed) |
| Pencils | John Norment (signed) |
| Inks | John Norment (signed) |
| First Line | An attractive young lady is a rarity in these parts. |
| Text Story | Toimerl on Thoid Ave. (1.09 pages) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Steen |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Charles Pearson (signed) |
| Pencils | Charles Pearson (signed) |
| Inks | Charles Pearson (signed) |
| First Line | It used to bother me, too, until I found out she boards circus people! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Domestic |
| Script | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| Pencils | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| Inks | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| First Line | - And to think that it all happened when the little woman accidentally dropped a sweet potato in a bowl of water. |
| Text Story | Love My Neighbor |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | S. H. Dewhurst |
| Cartoon | Justice of the Peace Has Quarrel |
| Synopsis | A justice of the peace is quarreling with his wife. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Pencils | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Inks | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Text Story | Read Your Fortune in Your Feet or a Man's Best Friend Is His Dogs (2 pages) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Norman Anthony |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | David Pascal (signed) |
| Pencils | David Pascal (signed) |
| Inks | David Pascal (signed) |
| First Line | Mind if I come along for the ride? |
| Text Story | An Investigation into the Difference Involved in the Purchase of Lingerie or Men Like 'em Black (1.75 pages) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dolph Sharp |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Vanselow (signed) |
| Pencils | Vanselow (signed) |
| Inks | Vanselow (signed) |
| First Line | Of course I'm not innocent... are you? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Henry Boltinoff (signed) |
| Pencils | Henry Boltinoff (signed) |
| Inks | Henry Boltinoff (signed) |
| First Line | You're very kind to escort me across this street! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sharp (signed) |
| Pencils | Sharp (signed) |
| Inks | Sharp (signed) |
| First Line | Would you mind? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Fred Balk (signed) |
| Pencils | Fred Balk (signed) |
| Inks | Fred Balk (signed) |
| First Line | We came up the hill like this, see? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dan Koerner (signed) |
| Pencils | Dan Koerner (signed) |
| Inks | Dan Koerner (signed) |
| First Line | Force of habit. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | Junior, please! Not three on a match! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Domestic |
| Script | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| Pencils | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| Inks | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| First Line | It's an experiment to see whether they really do keep the moths out of the rugs! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Synopsis | A robot crawling through the desert see a mirage of an oil well. |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ben Roth (signed) |
| Pencils | Ben Roth (signed) |
| Inks | Ben Roth (signed) |
| First Line | Oil! Oil! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Domestic |
| First Line | Get the idea, dear? |
| Text Story | Best Smellers (1.25 pages) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Albert Bishop |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Lawrence Lariar (signed) |
| Pencils | Lawrence Lariar (signed) |
| Inks | Lawrence Lariar (signed) |
| First Line | I might have known you were that kind of man! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Ross (signed) |
| Pencils | Al Ross (signed) |
| Inks | Al Ross (signed) |
| First Line | Calling a blonde who has nothing to do tonight! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Pencils | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Inks | Gerald Green (signed) |
| First Line | Would you like a testimonial? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Children |
| Script | George Reckas (signed) |
| Pencils | George Reckas (signed) |
| Inks | George Reckas (signed) |
| First Line | Your poor sick teacher will be very happy to hear how you've missed him at school. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Children |
| Script | George Reckas (signed) |
| Pencils | George Reckas (signed) |
| Inks | George Reckas (signed) |
| First Line | No kidding, son? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | George Wolfe (signed) |
| Pencils | George Wolfe (signed) |
| Inks | George Wolfe (signed) |
| First Line | Don't forget - when Mommy asks, tell her we saw a cowboy picture. |
| Cartoon | Boy Has Woman Tied to Toy Train Tracks |
| Synopsis | A little boy has tied a woman to his toy train tracks. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | So long, Pop! Don't take any wooden nickels! |
| Text Story | Prefabricated Poetry (1 page) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Gerald Mosler |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Domestic |
| Script | George Reckas (signed) |
| Pencils | George Reckas (signed) |
| Inks | George Reckas (signed) |
| First Line | You know how hard it is to wash the sand out of spinach, Mrs. Henshaw? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Jones |
| Script | John Norment (signed) |
| Pencils | John Norment (signed) |
| Inks | John Norment (signed) |
| First Line | They drained the lake that was here some years ago but Jones was smart enough to tie them up with a twenty-year contract. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | We never could find a home for her. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Salo (signed) |
| Pencils | Salo (signed) |
| Inks | Salo (signed) |
| First Line | I'll take it - it'll look even worse on my brother-in-law! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | I had a wonderful vacation but the beach was... |
| Cartoon | Wine in a Plant Pot |
| Synopsis | A woman in a restaurant keeps pouring her wine into a plant pot. Unknown to her, a man is collecting the wine from the pot to drink. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | George Wolfe (signed) |
| Pencils | George Wolfe (signed) |
| Inks | George Wolfe (signed) |
| Text Story | 1000 Jokes Guide to Holiday Diversion |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Steen |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| First Line | J. Katz will positively buy your old car |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Pencils | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Inks | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| First Line | It's the latest thing - frozen food! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | That's what I call using their heads - they saved the sled. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Graham Hunter (signed) |
| Pencils | Graham Hunter (signed) |
| Inks | Graham Hunter (signed) |
| First Line | You've been working too long at the same job, Buck. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Domestic |
| Script | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| Pencils | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| Inks | Dan Kilgo (signed) |
| First Line | This one? |
| Comic Story | Johnny's Place |
| Synopsis | The bar 'Johnny's Place' gradually changes after the owner marries Mimi. |
| Script | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Genre | Humor |
| Text Story | No Gnus Is Good Gnus |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Cliff MacKay |
| Text Story | The Florida Sun (1 page) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Satire-parody |
| Notes | Parody newspaper. |
| Comic Story | Who Will Be Mr. Tosspot of 1948? (1 page) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Hannibal Blotto; Ole Underholt; G. Innes Swizzle; Sylvester H. Steamy |
| Notes | On inside back cover. |
| Cartoon | No Title (1 page) |
| Synopsis | A woman who refuses to wear long skirts is wearing no skirt at all. |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Bill Wenzel (signed) |
| Pencils | Bill Wenzel (signed) |
| Inks | Bill Wenzel (signed) |
| First Line | I don't care what the fashion experts say - I won't wear long skirts! |
| Notes | On back cover. |
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