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| Date | | Number: 47 | Lang: English (en) | |||
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| Name | 1000 Jokes Magazine 47 | Published |
| Publication | Price: 0.15 USD | Pages: 52 | Frequency: quarterly | Editing: Ted Shane (editor) |
| Notes | Indexed from scanned copy at https://digitalcomicmuseum.com/ |
| Cover | 1 page |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Betty Grable; Mortimer Snerd |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Ross (signed) |
| Pencils | Al Ross (signed) |
| Inks | Al Ross (signed) |
| First Line | Poll or no poll, I refuse to go around asking peopple... |
| Notes | On inside front cover. |
| Cartoon | Disheveled Man Receives Diploma |
| Synopsis | A disheveled-looking man receives his diploma. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Jack Markow (signed) |
| Pencils | Jack Markow (signed) |
| Inks | Jack Markow (signed) |
| Notes | On inside front cover. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Vic Herman (signed) |
| Pencils | Vic Herman (signed) |
| Inks | Vic Herman (signed) |
| First Line | Sorry, Ma'am, but I can't seem to get used to my... |
| Notes | On inside front cover. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Bandel Linn (signed) |
| Pencils | Bandel Linn (signed) |
| Inks | Bandel Linn (signed) |
| First Line | He'll get over his shyness after a few performances! |
| Notes | On inside front cover. |
| Text Story | Ye Olde Fashioned 1000 Joaks Almanacke for July, 1948 (1 page) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Satire-parody |
| Notes | Almanac parody. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | Something went wrong, Greasey. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Jack Markow (signed) |
| Pencils | Jack Markow (signed) |
| Inks | Jack Markow (signed) |
| First Line | Do you think we overloaded them? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Norment (signed) |
| Pencils | John Norment (signed) |
| Inks | John Norment (signed) |
| First Line | Farewell notes, o Akbar - your harem ran off with... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | And what happened to your Indians when they were friendly? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | George Wolfe (signed) |
| Pencils | George Wolfe (signed) |
| Inks | George Wolfe (signed) |
| First Line | You remember what Washington said - it slips my mind... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Merrylen Townsend (signed) |
| Pencils | Merrylen Townsend (signed) |
| Inks | Merrylen Townsend (signed) |
| First Line | Honest, Joe! I'll pay back that five bucks I owe you! |
| Cartoon | Pregnant Woman in Burqa |
| Synopsis | A woman wearing a burqa appears to be pregnant. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Norment (signed) |
| Pencils | John Norment (signed) |
| Inks | John Norment (signed) |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | Eureka, Dr. Filbert! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Ross (signed) |
| Pencils | Al Ross (signed) |
| Inks | Al Ross (signed) |
| First Line | He's a cab driver, doctor, and this is the only thing that... |
| Cartoon | Bus of Hitchhiking Men |
| Synopsis | A bus has a flat tire. All of the men aboard are hitchhiking. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Roy Williams (signed) |
| Pencils | Roy Williams (signed) |
| Inks | Roy Williams (signed) |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Domestic |
| Script | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Pencils | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Inks | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| First Line | I smell something burning too, ma'am, but I forget... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | It's a very cute idea, but I wish I knew which was which! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | George H. Green (signed) |
| Pencils | George H. Green (signed) |
| Inks | George H. Green (signed) |
| First Line | Here's something that will keep everybody else warm... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Pencils | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Inks | Gerald Green (signed) |
| First Line | It's a lovely suit, but your figure conceals it. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Charles Strauss (signed) |
| Pencils | Charles Strauss (signed) |
| Inks | Charles Strauss (signed) |
| First Line | Well, how else could you have two baths in a one-and-a-half... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Fred Balk (signed) |
| Pencils | Fred Balk (signed) |
| Inks | Fred Balk (signed) |
| First Line | ...And you can have your ring back! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Pencils | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Inks | Gerald Green (signed) |
| First Line | If this were a dream, I suppose it would have some... |
| Text Story | On Your Marks, Get Set, Fire (2 pages) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Parke Cummings |
| Text Story | Come Back, All Is Forgiven! (1 page) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Satire-parody |
| Comic Story | The Horrid Thoughts of Wilmer Green... (1 page) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Don Calhoun |
| Pencils | Don Calhoun |
| Inks | Don Calhoun |
| Text Story | The Kinsnagle Report (2 pages) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Pencils | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Inks | Gerald Green (signed) |
| First Line | I'll have one strawberry, one butter pecan, one chocolate... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Children |
| Script | Jack Markow (signed) |
| Pencils | Jack Markow (signed) |
| Inks | Jack Markow (signed) |
| First Line | He just doesn't care for an electric train! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Pencils | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Inks | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| First Line | And what did my hungering eyes behold - falsies! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Domestic |
| Script | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Pencils | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Inks | Gerald Green (signed) |
| First Line | Don't apologize, Nancy, your house just looks lived in. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | It's just my opinion, but I think she takes takes after... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Children |
| Script | Al Wiseman (signed) |
| Pencils | Al Wiseman (signed) |
| Inks | Al Wiseman (signed) |
| First Line | Gerald got an atom-splitting kit for Christmas! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Norment (signed) |
| Pencils | John Norment (signed) |
| Inks | John Norment (signed) |
| First Line | I know a little boy who's going to get a whipping... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Pencils | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Inks | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| First Line | This business of resting on your laurels gets damned uncomfortable! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Norment (signed) |
| Pencils | John Norment (signed) |
| Inks | John Norment (signed) |
| First Line | I'll bet V denarii he starts off, 'Friends, Romans, Countrymen'. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| Script | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Pencils | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Inks | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| First Line | I don't remember dying, but we must have been... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| Script | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Pencils | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Inks | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| First Line | Relax, will ya, relax! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| First Line | I'm buggy about you! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Charles Strauss (signed) |
| Pencils | Charles Strauss (signed) |
| Inks | Charles Strauss (signed) |
| First Line | You can have your forest primeval - I'm going to find... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Clyde Lamb (signed) |
| Pencils | Clyde Lamb (signed) |
| Inks | Clyde Lamb (signed) |
| First Line | Well - what do you want? |
| Cartoon | Poodle Has Caviar Can Tied to Tail |
| Synopsis | A fancy poodle has a can of caviar tied to its tail. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | R. C. Dell (signed) |
| Pencils | R. C. Dell (signed) |
| Inks | R. C. Dell (signed) |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| First Line | Come, come dear, don't be a nag! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Pearson] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| First Line | Whatsamatter? You look like you're on your last legs! |
| Cartoon | Firefly Light Bulb |
| Synopsis | A firefly glows thanks to its light bulb. |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| Script | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Pencils | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Inks | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Anthropomorphic-funny Animals |
| Script | Eric Ericson (signed) |
| Pencils | Eric Ericson (signed) |
| Inks | Eric Ericson (signed) |
| First Line | ...But I'm really a baritone. |
| Text Story | How to Improve Your Memory (1 page) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Steen |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Domestic; Medical |
| Script | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Pencils | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| Inks | Harry Lampert (signed) |
| First Line | You sit on the chair - I've had a hard day! |
| Comic Story | Don't You Believe It! |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Nate Collier |
| Pencils | Nate Collier |
| Inks | Nate Collier |
| Letters | Nate Collier |
| First Line | The whooptedoodle bird gathers the hair lining... |
| Cartoon | Musicians Enter Jukebox |
| Synopsis | Tiny musicians enter a jukebox. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dick Cavalli (signed) |
| Pencils | Dick Cavalli (signed) |
| Inks | Dick Cavalli (signed) |
| Text Story | The Counter Clockwise Turntable (1 page) |
| Script | Ed Reynolds (credited) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Text Story | 1000 Jokes Movie Guide |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Steen |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Alfred Isler (signed) |
| Pencils | Alfred Isler (signed) |
| Inks | Alfred Isler (signed) |
| First Line | It's for you, Jack! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Denotto] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | He's getting busted for stepping on Mrs. Chipperthwaite's... |
| Comic Story | Six of Dick's (2 pages) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Pencils | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Inks | Dick Ericson (signed) |
| Comic Story | How to Understand Economics |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Don Calhoun |
| Pencils | Don Calhoun |
| Inks | Don Calhoun |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Eric Ericson (signed) |
| Pencils | Eric Ericson (signed) |
| Inks | Eric Ericson (signed) |
| First Line | What a game! It went twenty-sixsh beers! |
| Text Story | Do It the Hard Way (1 page) |
| Feature | The Puzzle Page |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Tom Curry |
| Pencils | Tom Curry |
| Inks | Tom Curry |
| Text Story | So You Think You Can't Write! |
| Script | P. Bracken Smith (credited) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | R. C. Dell (signed) |
| Pencils | R. C. Dell (signed) |
| Inks | R. C. Dell (signed) |
| First Line | Is this it, ma'am? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | George H. Green (signed) |
| Pencils | George H. Green (signed) |
| Inks | George H. Green (signed) |
| First Line | Let me know when you get 'em all stacked up... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Charles Allen (signed) |
| Pencils | Charles Allen (signed) |
| Inks | Charles Allen (signed) |
| First Line | Here are two seats, Myrt - got the peanuts and... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Macdonald] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | Henry doesn't really like liquor - he just drinks to... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Script | ? [as Farr] (signed) |
| Pencils | ? [as Farr] (signed) |
| Inks | ? [as Farr] (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | Stop eating crackers in bed! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Isidore Klein (signed) |
| Pencils | Isidore Klein (signed) |
| Inks | Isidore Klein (signed) |
| First Line | He's been sarcastic about the indirect lighting... |
| Cartoon | Mermaid's Son Has Fish Head |
| Synopsis | A mermaid's son has a fish head and two legs. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | George Crenshaw (signed) |
| Pencils | George Crenshaw (signed) |
| Inks | George Crenshaw (signed) |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Fritz Wilkinson (signed) |
| Pencils | Fritz Wilkinson (signed) |
| Inks | Fritz Wilkinson (signed) |
| First Line | Later on I'm changing it to Twelve Oaks! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | He's our water boy! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Synopsis | The thin and short Roger is asked to defend a woman's honor. |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Roger |
| Script | Bill Wenzel (signed) |
| Pencils | Bill Wenzel (signed) |
| Inks | Bill Wenzel (signed) |
| First Line | I'm going to call on you to defend a woman's honor... |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Charles Saxon (signed) |
| Pencils | Charles Saxon (signed) |
| Inks | Charles Saxon (signed) |
| First Line | Gee, fellows - I didn't think you'd remember. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | George La Mendola (signed) |
| Pencils | George La Mendola (signed) |
| Inks | George La Mendola (signed) |
| First Line | Reach! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Norment (signed) |
| Pencils | John Norment (signed) |
| Inks | John Norment (signed) |
| First Line | He gets the best of everything here. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sharp (signed) |
| Pencils | Sharp (signed) |
| Inks | Sharp (signed) |
| First Line | That's the first nickel I ever bummed! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Henry Boltinoff (signed) |
| Pencils | Henry Boltinoff (signed) |
| Inks | Henry Boltinoff (signed) |
| First Line | Nope, we ain't got any use for a guy like you in our gang! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Sports |
| Script | Ben Roth (signed) |
| Pencils | Ben Roth (signed) |
| Inks | Ben Roth (signed) |
| First Line | The referee doesn't seem to suit either player! |
| Cartoon | Kansas (1 page) |
| Feature | The Illustrated Atlas |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Nate Collier |
| Pencils | Nate Collier |
| Inks | Nate Collier |
| Letters | Nate Collier |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Norment (signed) |
| Pencils | John Norment (signed) |
| Inks | John Norment (signed) |
| First Line | She just sits there mooning over that brush salesman. |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Frank Beaven (signed) |
| Pencils | Frank Beaven (signed) |
| Inks | Frank Beaven (signed) |
| First Line | I know just how it feels, Hank! |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Synopsis | A man trying to guess a woman's weight has been holding her for some time without guessing. |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Bill Wenzel (signed) |
| Pencils | Bill Wenzel (signed) |
| Inks | Bill Wenzel (signed) |
| First Line | When - when may I expect an estimate? |
| Cartoon | No Title |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| First Line | Henry likes to get away from it all once in awhile. |
| Cartoon | Baseball Player Has Long Shoe |
| Synopsis | A baseball player is able to keep a foot on base thanks to his very long shoe. |
| Genre | Humor; Sports |
| Script | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Pencils | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Inks | Paul Carruth (signed) |
| Text Story | Monotony (1 page) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Satire-parody |
| Notes | Newspaper parody. |
| Cartoon | Plane Crashed into House |
| Synopsis | A plane which crashed into the side of a house has been adapted to suit the family inside. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Notes | On inside back cover. |
| Cartoon | Next in Uprooted Tree |
| Synopsis | A tree containing a bird's nest has been uprooted to be replanted but the mother bird continues to feed her young. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Pencils | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Inks | Gerald Green (signed) |
| Notes | On inside back cover. |
| Cartoon | No Title (1 page) |
| Synopsis | A woman who is tired of being alone decides to get a divorce. |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Suzette |
| Script | Louis Priscilla (signed) |
| Pencils | Louis Priscilla (signed) |
| Inks | Louis Priscilla (signed) |
| First Line | I'm tired of being alone, Suzette, I think I'll get a divorce. |
| Notes | On back cover. |
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