[slingsla]

There.  I said it.

[narfstar]

The comic and the real thing of course  I'll even take a not so dizzy dame if she is hot

[Captain Audio]

I have a couple of nieces who are as dizzy as they get.
One tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich in my toater, not toaster oven a regular toaster. She toasted two slices of bread then stuck a slab of cheese in the toaster to heat it. It was a real mess.
The other asked if I could put a new battery on her car. She said that when she left the radio on for very long without the engine running the car wouldn't start and someone told her she needed a new battery.
She said she didn't know what size battery her car took so she got a pack of each size, then pulled out a shopping bag full of AA, AAA, C, and D size flashlight batteries. She also said she couldn't find where the batteries went, I looked in her car and she had pulled off every fuse cover and taken the ash tray out looking for a battery case.

[Astaldo711]

My niece can be the proverbially ditzy blonde. She had this little plastic ghost that glowed in the dark. She wanted to see how bright it would get so she laid it on top of a lit light bulb. We noticed a smell and found it melted to the bulb. We were about 14 at the time. 
On the comics side, I'm still trying to get my self to read one of those "girly" books I have.

[narfstar]

Captain since you make my wife and I bust out laughing I reset your limit enjoy.

[Q1138]

Pretty hilarious... lol

[boox909]

Isn't "Dizzy Dames" redundant in most cases?

Now now    we must'n make our female members feel like we are a bunch of man-bear-pigs. tsk! Knock'n on each other and newbies is all good fun, but decorum is important also.

B.

[slingsla]

Good point B, there are of course plenty of Dizzy Dudes out there too. 

Of course I personally don't happen to love them like the I do the Dames

[Astaldo711]

One need look no further than "The Jersey Shore" to find both.

[narfstar]

Seems like a lot of the Dizzy Dudes have found their way to these forums

[slingsla]

Ahh..Jersey Shore.  Who here is a fan of fist pumping and getting stoked?

[Astaldo711]

That show is an embarrassment to all Jersey natives. And Italians. And humans. And white trash. I'm sure they'd make a great comic book!

[narfstar]

I have never seen it and it looks like I missed nothing

[slingsla]

a comic book series starring snooky and the rest of the gang.  I can see it already

[arghhh]

I proclameth my loveth for the dizzy dames tooeth! 

Though, I'm a dizzy dude deffinetly. For instance, I sometimes call friends on their home number and say: "Hi, you home?".  Oh, and the toster and cheese thing, you don't know how tempting that is. Oh, the temptation of instant tasty sticky drippy warm cheese....