My computer was down for a day, and yesterday, while I had virtually nothing to do but watch TV, I decided to dig out arguably the MOST DEPRESSING tv series I had on DVD!
My late friend robin in Wales, not long before he passed away, had become very cynical about Gerry & Sylvia Anderson's shaky marriage, and believed that much of what was seen on UFO was a direct reflection of just how bad things were going in their real personal lives. He once said he felt that several of the earliest episodes filmed were so NEEDLESSLY, POINTLESSLY downbeat and depressing, that he felt that the whole show got off to a rocky start and only barely recovered at all. Some of those earliest episodes, I look at and wonder why the HELL they were ever done the way they were.
If you watch the series in (mostly) production order (the way they are on the DVD set), you can REALLY get a sense of slowly-building continuity, which was destroyed when they juggled the running order to hold the obviously-"lesser" stories back (an act which directly resulted in the NYC ITC execs giving Anderson an ultimatum about "no Earthbound stories" if he wanted to do a 2nd season) while pushng the stronger ones up. Had they never done the "lesser" stories AT ALL, or written them off completely, OR, better yet, given them a LESS-HOPELESS rewrite before filming, UFO might have lasted long enough to resolve it's "big story". I HATE whenever any TV show has one "big story" that is NEVER finished. Who would want to read a novel if the last chapter was missing? (Somebody should have beaten Roy Huggins over the head about this issue. He felt it was a "mistake" to ever have filmed the 2-hour "finale" for his show, THE FUGITIVE. I feel that finale is the ONLY reason I can put up with re-rewatching the 118 episodes that come before those last 2.)
"Identified" starts out with someone recording a film of a UFO landing, them getting shot, and a woman they were with apparently disappearing. This is followed by a scene that, interestingly, is a virtual REPEAT of a near-identical scene in the pilot episode of Irwin Allen's VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. A car driving down a lonely highway is attacked from the air. In both episodes, the motorcycle escort is blown off the road, before the car itself is, killing everyone inside. On VOYAGE, the original Captain of the Seaview was killed, resulting in Lee Crane being recruited to replace him. On VOYAGE, both Ed Straker's commandng officer and a UK Minister are killed in the car, in this case done with MINIATURES, which makes that part of the scene look like we're watching an episode of CAPTAIN SCARLET. It's also interesting that in the CS pilot, the car with Captains Scarlet & Brown was also blown off the road, and both men were killed. Except, they never found Scarlet's original body. (WAS the CS we saw throughout the show the original, or a Mysteron duplicate? Is that why ONLY he survived and broke out of his programming?)
This episode spends an inordinate amount of time spelling out the format with ENDLESS "expositional" dialogue, which gets monotonous, awkward & un-natural by the time it's over. Thank goodness Gerry & Sylvia only worked on this ONE episode. No way to know how much or little they and/or Tony Barwick actually did on the finished screenplay.
Ed Straker (Ed Bishop) nastily chews out his communications man, and makes a cryptic reference to "You think this job is HARD?", and, "Sometimes it hits close to home." This would be followed up directly in 2 later, EXTREMELY-downbeat, cybnical and pointless episodes (which, apparently, a LOT of really cynical viewers somehow actually rate as their favorites-- WHAT IS WRONG with people?).
Alec Freeman (George Sewell) seems more of a lady's man in this than in any later episode. He definitely took a liking to Virginia Lake (Wanda Ventham), though, sadly, we didn't see her again until after the shut-down and change of studios, at which point, George Sewell was gone. I keep thinking any 2nd season should have opened with a scene of both of them meeting up again, just to catch up on things.
We're told the Interceptors have not yet been able to knock out a UFO-- and they don't do it here, either. Skydiver manages to shoot one down, and for the first time, they find an alien pilot. But taking him back to the medical wing, he suddenly dies of OLD AGE. The report shows signs of multiple organ transplants, and the heart is from the girl at the beginning of the episode-- the SISTER of the Skydiver pilot who shot down the UFO! It all ends with Straker endlessly lecturing about how little they know. The whole thing creaks to a halt, emphasized by those ominous end titles. Had the series started this way, but quickly worked its way upward, it might have worked a lot better than it did.
"Computer Affair" was aired 21st instead of 2nd. (sheesh) Once again, despite the new "Eutronics" radar equipment, all 3 Interceptors miss their target. But worse-- they figure out it's on an collission course, and, STUPIDLY, each Interceptor is given a new course SEPARATELY, and the 3rd one gets it too late and is DESTROYED by the impact! Straker orders the 2 remaining pilot and Lt. Gaye Ellis back to Earth for a formal investigation. Meanwhile, that UFO was only damaged, and lands in Canada, so Straker pulls out all the stops to search the area for it. A computer analysis of psychological questioning reveals an emotional connection between Gaye & pilot Mark Bradley, which, apparently, neither one of them was even aware of at the time of the indicent. A trio of Mobiles (their first appearance on the show) goes after the UFO, and the 1st one is blown to atoms. The 2nd hangs back, and the men go in on foot, and manage to capture its pilot, who DIES in interrogation due to a bad reaction to a truth serum. Alec Freeman actually hands in a resignation, feeling Ed Straker is too hard and inhuman with his people, but after they get a confirmation about Gaye & Mark, he reconsiders. This is PAINFULLY awkward and not well-written at all. In purely strategic terms, with 1 lost interceptor and 1 lost Mobile (4 people killed, not counting the alien), this episode is actually a step BACKWARDS from the pillot!
"Flight Path" combines really, really awful writing and some very clever writing. Meaning, it damn well SHOULD have been a HELL of a lot better than it was. A SHADO member is kidnapped by aliens and implanted with a device that puts him under their power. He in turn BLACKMAILS another SHADOW member ("Paul Roper", played by George Cole) by threatening to kill his young wife if he doesn't turn over some very specific mathematical information. Straker finds out, interrogates the man, then publicly lets him go... at which point, a UFO dive-bombs his car and winds up destroying a gas station. High above, Skydiver DESTROYS the UFO-- the FIRST time they've succeeded in this! This is a strong point for watching these in order, as it's taken 3 whole episodes before they've managed to COMPLETELY blow up a UFO, without it self-destructing on its own. (Stupidly, this one was run 15th instead of 3rd, where it belongs.)
Also stupidly, they didn't send anyone to protect George's wife until she was already murdered.
Following many hard hours of computer analysis, and Ed Straker using a slide rule (and a 3-D model of the Earth, Moon & Sun) Straker finally figures out that a UFO is planning to attack Moonbase by coming in very low to the Moon's surface, with the Sun at its back, at a point where there is so much sunspot activity that their radar will be completely knocked out. Solution? ONE man, out on the surface, with a rocket launcher-- and George volenteers, to "make things right". They don't tell him his wife's dead, and Straker actually says, "Maybe we won't have to." George DESTROYS the UFO with his 2nd shot, but in the explosion, his space suit's damaged, and he dies before help can arrive.
WHO THE F*** writes S*** like this???
Point by point. The second George was contacted by the alien-controlled blackmailer, he should have immediately told both Freeman (his friend) and Straker (their boss). Guards should have been immediately posted around his home (presumably, without his wife knowing about it). When the attacker broke into the woman's house the 2nd time, she shot him with a shotgun blast. He fell to the floor, and she just STOOD there, PETRIFIED with fear, as this half-dead guy crawled across the floor to grab his gun and shoot her dead. HOW in the HELL did she just stand there and LET herself be murdered? She had every chance to pick up the gun and shoot the attacker again, or just kick it out of the way while calling the cops. That one scene alone made me want to THROTTLE whoever wrote this episode, as well as whoever okayed the script. The whole secret attack trajectory thing was clever. But it made ZERO sense to only have ONE man with ONE rocket launcher on the surface. Two or more would have done the job quicker, without further loss of life.
Simply, this episode is as DEPRESSING as it is, because somebody WANTED it that way. NO MATTER how little sense it made.
It makes me think, if they had aired these episodes in the order it was made, they might never have gotten past the first 13.
And I think my analysis and "rewrite" above proves this NEVER needed to be the case.
As it happens, the 4th episode filmed, "Survival", had "Paul Foster" (Michael Billington) lost, believed dead, on the surface of the Moon, forced to get along with a stranded UFO pilot, until they were right on the verge of being rescued. But because his radio was damaged, he couldn't tell them the alien had helped him, and the alien was shot DEAD. On return to Earth, Paul's girlfriend pushed him away because she thought HE WAS DEAD, and he can't explain, because of SHADO's insane level of "security". She changes her mind, but only after he leaves, and has no way to get back in touch with him. That was 4 needlessly downbeat episodes IN A ROW. Seriously-- WTF???
The 5th episode finally broke this streak, when "Exposed" went back and "introduced" Paul Foster as a test pilot who witnessed a UFO, and is infuriated that nobody will do anything about his report. It turns out Straker has him investigated, and goes thru bizarre methods to "recruit" him to SHADO. Apparently, somebody realized the show needed someone like him, and quickly wrote & filmed this "introduction" episode, the only time where production order is ignored for the sake of "continuity". Of course, they ran THIS one 2nd-- instead of 5th (or, 4th, where it sensibly is on the DVD box set).
They screwed with continuity AGAIN when the 6th episode-- "Conflict"-- suddenly reveals that Straker's boss, "General Henderson" (Australian actor Grant Taylor) somehow was NOT killed in that car explosion in the pilot, but severly injured, which was WHY Straker was assigned to head up SHADO. But Henderson lets PERSONAL FRUSTRATION and ENVY get in the way, and he begins a long-running feud with Straker over how SHADO is being run. You just wanna smash the SONOFAB**** in the face for this stupid B***S***. It makes me wonder if Ed Straker & General Henderson aren't somehow supposed to be stand-ins for Gerry Anderson and LEW GRADE. Before this was over, Grade & the people at ITC's New York office would SCREW this entire show ten times over. It's difficult enough to come up with a series idea, get a pilot made, get it sold, and then produce it, and hopefully find an audience & build raitings-- without the PEOPLE AT THE TOP actively going out of their way to COMPLETELY SABOTAGE all your efforts.