All-New Comics 2Mystery of The Hilarious FlightGreat Splash panel story intro narrative describing the fighter-plane trainees going mad and killing each other, while laughing insanely. The art work is adequate, but the figures don't seem correctly proportioned and the facial detail is lacking. A very straight forward story with a VERY short-lived mystery, with suspense only for a few panels. An American traitor, working for TheJapanese, sabotaged his fellow pilots during air training, by sending laughing gas through the air vents into their barracks while they slept. They acted insanely, shooting at their comrades' planes during flight exercises, thinking it funny, acting like little boys who don't really know death is final. Everything in the story was predictable once the saboteur's method was discovered. The story premise is good, but the pacing and placing of clues and giving the answer could havre been better placed so more suspense could have been built.
Crisis on Kiel Canal During the height of WWII, in 1943, in London, A British Rangers (Special Forces) Captain kills a German agent and obtains a German secret map of facilities at Kiel, which his Rangers squad is now sent on a commando mission to destroy. The interesting thing about this story is that the Ranger raid is attempted by speed boat, instead of by airplane bombing, or parachutists dropping, doing their sabotage, and then trying to find "safe homes", agent hideouts used to save Allied agents, who land in enemy territory on sabotage missions. This is especially unexpected because of the extremely heavily armed and manned German forces at The German coastal Sea Wall fortifications, and what happened to the Canadian/British test raid at Dieppe in summer 1942.
A bit of a Author's license deliberate fabrication or just a lack of researching was the placing of "rocky crags" on the shore near Kiel. That entire North Sea coast from The Dutch border to Rügen Island) and really all the way to Danzig, is completely flat land. I've been all along it, and passed through Kiel and its harbour scores of times, travelling from Hamburg to Denmark. They enter a secret underground canal (I think made up specifically for this story-as I don't recall ever hearing about such a canal). Chalmers' Rangers discover a prison dungeon, containing fellow Allied commando prisoners, who can show them a secret passageway to The Kiel Canal's docks. But the "prisoners" were really German soldiers, who led The Rangers into a trap filled with many German soldiers. But Chalmers and a few of his men slipped away from the Germans before they rounded up The Commandos, and they must have jumped some German soldiers, and stole their uniforms and weapons. So, Chalmers, disguised as the German agent he killed, (even with his eye patch), along with his few men, killed his Commandos' captors, and went on to destroy several German battleships and lots of the docks on The Kiel Canal.
The artwork is decent, and the action looked realistic. A good story, realistic enough that it could possibly have been true. But, as I surmised, such an attack wouldn't have been attempted based on what The Allies found out at Dieppe in 1942. The Allies destroyed Kiel's harbour and the naval facilities on The Kiel Canal by The RAF and US Army Air Corps bombing it day and night for weeks. A single small boat with maybe 15-20 commandos wouldn't have even arrived near The German shore with anyone alive, let alone be able to successfully destroy battleships and harbour facilities. It would have been sending those men to their doom for no gain. But it made a good action story for a comic book.
Depth ChargeNow comes the silly, illogical, un-researched, fantasy story, that seems out of place in this book. I can't wait to see how the author explains how oxygen is breathed by humanlike beings underwater, and why poisonous extremely salty seawater being sucked down their throats when they talk while under water, they don't drown or destroy their brains, like what happens when shipwrecked sailors run out of water, and don't catch enough fish to supply the moisture they need to sustain their lives.
So, we are to believe that they oversaturate their seawater with "air" (an oxygen/nitrogen mix?). But, they don't have gills to remove the saltwater from their bodies. One would think a storywriter would have learned about evolution in school. Even during the 1940s high school and Gymnasium students learned about how it took at least several million years for land mammals to adapt to ocean life, changing their breathing systems and adapting to the extremely high salts concentration, and streamlining their bodies for less resistance when swimming, and developing flippers for creating speed and maneuvering through the water. Why would the humanlike, recent land-adapted beings have been dwelling long enough in that high-pressure saltwater environment long enough to develop resistance to the high water pressure, the costic effects of salt, and develop a way to breathe oxygen and nitrogen directly from water, without also developing an effective way to expel water taken in, and also ways to travel quickly through the water to avoid predators??? And how do they hear the tooting of a horn under water. Would that little sound, muffled by the water surrounding it actually cause enough vibration to send it far enough for others to hear through their waterlogged ears
This story appears as if it were written by a 5 year old child.
And, why do the Sea-Humans run through deep water, whose pressure must be high and very heavy, when even IF their body could tolerate that pressure, it would be a lot easier to swim through it in the desired direction, than try tor remain vertical and "run" through it. I guess the author never did any swimming below maybe 10-15 feet. And we are supposed to believe that a vacuum operated by the little people flings large boulders at a very high velocity through that high-pressured water, at the bottom of an ocean???
The story, itself, aside from its technical problems, is very simple and has yet another logic error. The Author tells us that there are thousands of little people warriors ready to attack, and that The Mermans are suffocating from lack of "air" and several are almost to the point of asphyxiation. So, how do those few that still can even attempt a physical act overcome thousands of well oxygenated beings???
It appears that the author of this story wanted to quit working for this publisher, and was also trying to get his editor fired for hiring non-professional imbecilic story writers. I'll probably go straight to Hell for speaking ill of the dead, but this is one of the worst comic book stories I've ever read (and I've encountered LOTS of them).
Judy JoyI'm very familiar with "The Joy Family" strips that appeared in a lot of different Fox 1940s books. It seems to have been a clone of Blondie and Dagwood, with Ollie being somewhat gullible and lazy, but somewhat resourceful when trying to get out of doing work, or getting his way for something he cares about. Judy, is often smarter, and also critical of Ollie's boyishness. A neighbour named "Mr. Nexdoor", how clever!
A walking policeman asks Ollie to chase after a criminal with his own car! And, of course, he crashes his boss' car, which he borrowed for his holiday trip. The vacation is cancelled, and Judy says they can stay with her mother for the 2 weeks. So Ollie joins The Civil Defense Home Guard, as a fire-watcher for 2 weeks, ton avoid that fate worse than death!
Not bad! The kind of newspaper comedy strips that filled our newspapers when I was a wee chap.
The Case Of The Crumpling SkyscrapersA private detective and his secretary, who spend their off hours as Superheroes fighting crime! A novel idea!
And a retired millionaire named "Jim Crow". I wonder if he's an African-American, or a Southern White Racist??? A loony millionaire who plans to destroy all the buildings in New York so his pigeon friends will have room. But they'll lose all their former roosting spots! The 2 Superheros foil the criminals, and part without finding out who the other is. It's really rare that the setting is much more interesting than the action portion of a story.
The Curse of GoldWas Bud Plant a disciple of Will Eisner? Several of his background characters look like Eisner's style. Interesting that "The Phantom Cloak" that would make someone invisible was thought of, and maybe even being worked on way back during the early 1940s, and it has been made practical (although not yet perfect) for military use since the early 2000s. It is a translucent plastic which can make someone invisible in bright light, by reflection of light in different directions. The hero, The Scarlet Phantom, uses the cloak that makes him invisible, which was invented by his father, who was killed by spies who came to steal it's prototype. Typical Superhero fare. The wronged son of the murdered scientist, at least gets a little vengeance, capturing the man who ordered the murder, and sending him to life in prison, or execution.
Moe, Joe and Co.This filler short strip was not credited, but I'm sure this was penciled and inked by Art Helfant, who drew a lot of fillers for Harvey Comics during The 1940s. Now that I've gotten to the end I see his signature. Like all his other short fillers, this one is filled with slapstick Music Hall and Vaudeville-type humour, puns and the like. Typical newspaper type short comedy strips. That was a popular style back then. But I never thought such boring, no-brow humour was funny, even as a child. And the artwork is way too generic to be interesting.
Old Lady DynamiteAn old lady who adopted 3 orphaned boys, leads them as a "gang" of crimefighters. She is captured by the murderers who her sons are chasing. The local crime boss, running a protection racket is behind the murder. The police plane pilot son, aims his plane in a deep dive, almost to the ground, to make the Boss' thugs dive to the ground, so his mother can grab their guns. The other 2 sons apprehend the gangsters. Not a very interesting plot, so the author tried to make the heroes different enough from the typical detectives or superheroes that this new series would be interesting.
Overall analysis:This book contains a few interesting stories, but most memorable is by far, the worst comic book story I can remember.