Shiva is the Hindu god of destruction and meditation.
Doctor Doom is the fictional Marvel Comics super-villain who makes fascist schemes and wields dangerous power.
I'm a fan of both divinity studies and comics art, so I thought it would be cool to merge these two 'folk mythos' characters for an apocalypto short-story tale.
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Shiva was watching the activities of men from high on his mountaintop in the Himalayas. He noticed that a strange new fascist ghoul named Doctor Doom was terrorizing New York City with a strange pirate radio signal that was hypnotizing Americans with a repetitive ominous message, "Pay my tithe, and I will give you spiritual protection!" Shiva decided to descend upon Earth and challenge the dominion of Doctor Doom and therefore rescue humanity from a terrible foolishness. He disguised himself as a taxi-driver and drove up to Doctor Doom who was marching down Manhattan streets with a megaphone. Shiva then dared the ghoul to get in his taxicab for a harmless 'citizen's debate' and Doctor Doom consented.
SHIVA: You create hysteria with your panic-themed message.
DOCTOR DOOM: Americans need vigilantes.
SHIVA: New Yorkers simply need storytellers for comfort.
DOCTOR DOOM: Humanity is not optimistic by nature.
SHIVA: True, but New Yorkers appreciate compassion.
DOCTOR DOOM: Perhaps, but there is not time for patience and pity.
SHIVA: You will open up a 'bottomless pit' of panic with your methods.
DOCTOR DOOM: I'm 'necessary evil.'
SHIVA: You're just like Al Capone --- a Machiavellian suit.
DOCTOR DOOM: What do you recommend?
SHIVA: The people need music.
DOCTOR DOOM: I have no time for fiddlers; the apocalypse is approaching, but I appreciate your criticism.
After Doctor Doom got out of Shiva's taxicab, the Hindu deity ascended back onto his mountaintop and meditated on the value of peaceful dialogue. He decided that he should motivate a human being to tackle Doctor Doom intellectually. Meanwhile, Doctor Doom decided to make a terrorism pact with North Korea. All of this activity was written down on a scroll by Shiva and sent to a curious reporter in New York City named Peter Parker. The scroll contained a little note from Shiva which read as follows:
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Doctor Doom is a Machiavellian terror who will turn North Korea against the United States. I charge you, Peter Parker, good-willed employee of New York's trusted newspaper the Daily Bugle to present Doctor Doom with responsible journalism and disclose the dangers of following the advice of a pirate. This Halloween Eve, dress up as a vigilante (maybe an acrobatics-themed insect-praising hero called 'Spider-Man' and dare Doctor Doom to engage you in a public debate about peaceful politics. This note is from Shiva, meditator on destruction, and the future of New York is in your hands, Peter!"
After Peter Parker read the passionate note, he decided that becoming 'Spider-Man' just might do the trick. So, Peter stitched himself a skin-tight spider-ornamented superhero suit and went to Central Park to wait for Doctor Doom after posting an article in the Daily Bugle titled, "
Mysterious Spider-Man Challenges Doctor Doom to a Debate in Central Park." Doctor Doom read the article, and Peter Parker (Spider-Man) anticipated the offended ghoul would meet him in Central Park, which he did. When Doctor Doom asked Spider-Man, "Who gave you the courage to challenge me in a human debate?", Spider-Man replied with defiance, "Shiva, who meditates on destruction, believes I can unfurl your sense of arrogance!" Thus began a televised debate which would change how New Yorkers (and Americans) conceived of hell-holes. Was this the Great Tribulation? At the end of the debate, Doctor Doom was pleased and asked Spider-Man, "My real name is Victor von Doom. What is your real name?" to which Peter lied (to conceal his identity) and replied, "My real name is Richard Wentworth, and I've always wanted to work for the Daily Bugle newspaper, but you can call me Spider-Man!"
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