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Most Ridiculous Superpower

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Andrew999

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Most Ridiculous Superpower
« on: April 17, 2020, 07:21:46 AM »

I always liked the idea that the LOSH would reject some candidates (although goodness me, I would have welcomed Night Girl) and they rushed off to join the Legion of Substitute Heroes - a group of selfless youths who deserve a much better script arc than they've ever achieved.

It has made me think recently about which superhero has the most useless single power. Colour Kid (I think that was his name) springs to mind - he could change the colour of anything - gee!

What would be your most ridiculous hero - from any source or period - or even invent one of your own?
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The Australian Panther

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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2020, 09:10:55 AM »

Well Stone Boy of the Substitutes stands out. Originally all he was good for was turning to stone and being thrown at villains or used as a club.
I have always found the Doom Patrol's 'elasti-girl' ridiculous. She could make parts of her body, [arm or a leg, for instance] very large in proportion to the rest of her. In real life the gigantic arm would be so weak as to be useless and/or her centre of gravity would be such that she would fall over. Also, she was still a beautiful woman and had full control over her powers so why she was even in the Doom Patrol I could never understand.
Marvel's current MS MARVEL character, Kamala Khan, has basically the same power and therefore for me is just as ridiculous.
There are also ridiculous villains. An early Ant-man villain, the porcupine, comes to mind.
Cheers!       
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paw broon

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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2020, 09:34:48 AM »

Panther, you got there before me.  Stone Boy always seemed like a particularly useless hero.  Mind you, Color Kid, when you think about it, isn't very awe-inspiring.
There was a small press hero whose power was that he could do the washing up without moving a finger, but, actually, that's a great power and one I would love to have.
What about The Red Bee with his "doesn't-die-when-he-stings-bad-guys" pet bee?
Elasti-Girl struck me as being an odd member of Doom Patrol, and I write as a big, big Doom Patrol fan - the original series, MGA and DP, of course.
Despite being in some lovely looking comics, I've never understood why Doll Man's shrinking power was much good.  It makes for imaginative fight scenes, but being tiny? At least The Atom could shrink to atom size and have adventures in strange situations.
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Robb_K

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2020, 04:24:15 AM »


I always liked the idea that the LOSH would reject some candidates (although goodness me, I would have welcomed Night Girl) and they rushed off to join the Legion of Substitute Heroes - a group of selfless youths who deserve a much better script arc than they've ever achieved.

It has made me think recently about which superhero has the most useless single power. Colour Kid (I think that was his name) springs to mind - he could change the colour of anything - gee!

What would be your most ridiculous hero - from any source or period - or even invent one of your own?


I never read any of the Human-figure Superhero comics (and things like THIS are probably one of the big reasons why!)

Colour Kid reminds me of Star's Frisky Fables'/Frisky Animals' Pidgy Pigeon, who found an ever-self re-filling, bucket of magic paint, that can change the colour of anything, and also can change the shape of whatever is painted into anything the bucket holder wishes it should be.

Setting the funny animal superheroes (who are ALL Superman clones) aside, for the moment, another funny animal magic power was Creston/ACG's  Ha Ha Comics' twin Bear boys, Izzy and Dizzy, who bought an old lamp no one wanted for pennies, which turned out to be thousands of years old, and had a resident Genie, who could grant their every wish at any time, with no restrictions (unlike Aladdin's).
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The Australian Panther

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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2020, 04:25:25 AM »

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I've never understood why Doll Man's shrinking power was much good.  It makes for imaginative fight scenes, but being tiny? At least The Atom could shrink to atom size and have adventures in strange situations.

Agreed!

In 1956 Richard Matheson published 'the incredible shrinking man' which must have been quite popular as it was filmed the following year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Shrinking_Man

I can't help but think it was an influence on the creation of Marvel's Antman and DC's Atom. In both instances, I don't believe the writers really spent much time thinking about how an individual would function in a normal environment, or how to visually create that environment. Unlike Matheson.
I find that in some of the filmed comic book movies the creators look at the material in a fresh way, because they have to make this stuff believable on the screen and not just for rusted-on fans. The original Daredevil movie, which I initially disliked, is worth going back to,to see what they did to make Matt Murdoch believable.
There are visually creative things in the Ant-man movies which made me think, 'Why on earth couldn't they think of doing that in the comic?'
For one thing,the movie amusingly asks the question, 'Why does Wasp have a sting, and Ant-man doesn't?'
I also find interesting to note just what characters Jack Kirby didn't demonstrate enthusiasm for. Ant-man was one of them. Kirby did the first few, but the villains were silly [The Eraser, Egghead etc.] and generally didn't have any direct relationship to his size-changing abilities or ability to control ants. And why just ants? Kirby pointedly never went back to the character and Marvel tried out a number of artists unsuccessfully before making him Giant-man and then Goliath [dreadful choice] dumping Hank and Jan in the Avengers.

Hank Pym is probably the most messed-up of all the Marvel characters. There are elements in his origin which have a lot of potential [ First wife killed in communist Germany, becomes Ant-man for vengeance] which have never been built upon. Jan the Wasp, was a great conception, originally her upbeat  disposition was a contrast to Henry's dour one, one of the first strong women in comics, at one point ran her own fashion business and also led the Avengers.
One of my mental indulgences, [spoiler!] is to consider elements in comic book narratives which I consider are a mess, and come up with a solution 'If I wrote that I'd....] So this is one I keep going back to.
Here is an idea anybody is free to borrow.
This was my idea for the marvel characters, but it can be adapted.
A team called the Misfits. [And Marvel once had a team with that name - but its probably out of copyright now] consisting of one iteration of each of Pym's alter-egos, and there are a number of those in the Marvel Universe and now two wasps. So, Antman, Giant-man, YellowJacket and the two Wasps and Hank Pym as leader or instigator. 
Since those are all generic concepts, I believe that idea has legs outside Marvel. 
Cheers!               
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Robb_K

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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2020, 04:35:02 AM »


Well Stone Boy of the Substitutes stands out. Originally all he was good for was turning to stone and being thrown at villains or used as a club.
I have always found the Doom Patrol's 'elasti-girl' ridiculous. She could make parts of her body, [arm or a leg, for instance] very large in proportion to the rest of her. In real life the gigantic arm would be so weak as to be useless and/or her centre of gravity would be such that she would fall over. Also, she was still a beautiful woman and had full control over her powers so why she was even in the Doom Patrol I could never understand.
Marvel's current MS MARVEL character, Kamala Khan, has basically the same power and therefore for me is just as ridiculous.
There are also ridiculous villains. An early Ant-man villain, the porcupine, comes to mind.
Cheers!

Stone Boy reminds me of Quality's "Feature Comics" 's "Blimpy", who was a statue of The Buddha, who was brought to life by a teenaged boy reading a spell from an ancient book he found in a library.  Blimpy had the power to turn himself back into stone at any time, and he could also turn anything else into stone, including villainous people.
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2020, 05:26:28 AM »

There are Humans in this World that have real "superpowers".  Some of them are called "Rain Men".  They include people who have varying degrees of "Asberger's Syndrome", which is a type of Autism.  Many obsessive collectors of comic books, music records, dolls, model planes, model cars, books, and anything which can be considered a "specific set" of which one can spend a lifetime or many years getting them all, and placing them in some kind of "order" where the collector thinks they belong, can be the data set that the marginal "Asbergers" "sufferer" or beneficiary" enjoys a great advantage in a "photographic memory" or other means of being able to organise and have instant access to naturally-subconscious memorisation of hundreds of thousands of data points, with little effort in relation to what the average Human can do in similar circumstances.  I, myself, and so many other people I've met over the years in record, comic books, and sports cards collecting or sports statistics following, have that unusual power, that invokes awe most non-collectors, who think it is a superhuman power (rather than a "skill", as it doesn't seem to have been sought, or have come as a result of deliberate effort).

I would venture to say that during my years of collecting, most of the "serious" collectors with multiple thousands of items in their collections, had this type of memory, and held all that data well organised in their heads, ready to be retrieved instantly. 

I, myself have about 4,000 Long-playing 33 RPM records (such as small amount only because they were so expensive related to 78 RPM and 45 RPM records.  I have about 40,000 45 RPM records.  The LPs and 45s were amassed between 1953 and 1970.  I looked through literally millions of 45s each year, to find one copy of all the Rhythm & Blues, Blues, Jazz, Gospel and early Soul records of the style I liked, that I could find.  Just like comic book collectors keep their comics on shelves or in boxes by company, series and issue number order, with the goal of filling in all the missing numbers, I kept my records like that, in record label runs.  Having only a few thousand comic books, I kept those the same way.  And my sports cards were kept in each specific year (season), in the numerical order of the cards.

When searching through shelves or piles of records, or stacks of comics, I never needed to bring along a want list, or look at one, until after amassing about 20,000 45s, I started buying records I already had, or NOT buying some I THOUGHT  I had already bought, because I had seen those records hundreds of times, and thought I had them in my collection when I didn't, or couldn't remember if I only saw it outside my collection, but didn't buy it because the owner was charging too high a price. 

As to the comic books, when I was young and still in middle age, as well, even after I had several thousand, I knew which stories were in which books, by the number of the book.  That "power" or "skill" seemed to be prevalent in the group of major collectors with thousands of items in their collections.

I wonder if there was ever a spoof story about that "superpower" held by comic book collectors, in any "Mad" style comic books?
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2020, 05:28:20 AM »

Sometimes ridiculous depends on the creativity of the writer.

Sure Color Kid seems like a joke and his colors have usually been used broadly, but think of that power like a painter, with multiple colors and subtle gradations you could have him create illusions with his color manipulating ability.

Bill Everett thought the ability to turn into water was useless until a friend mentioned that as water you could travel through pipes and stuff and Everett created Hydroman for Eastern Color.

Worst explanation for a power I ever came across was a webcomic where a character could perform magic, but only when he was "touching his junk"... ewwwwwww... It also didn't make sense since skin is one big organ that keeps our insides in, it's always in contact with itself.

Panther, Elasti-Girl's power was the ability to shrink or grow. Making parts of her body big was a later variation on the power.

Paw Broon, strange as Doll Man was he was surprisingly popular. I once made a list of the top ten longest lasting Golden Age superheroes and he was number 10. I guess little kids just enjoyed reading an even littler character beat up bad guys.
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paw broon

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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2020, 10:11:25 AM »

Yes, you're quite right about Doll Man's success. And as I said, he did appear in a lot of good looking stories.  The fact that I like Doll Man doesn't change my opinion of his limited shrinking power ;)
As for Elasti-girl, the change in her powers still doesn't explain what she was doing in the DP.  She doesn't seem to fit.
Your suggestions for Color Kid are really original and show up my lack of imagination.  I'd never thought of that.  Belter!
Robb's mention of memory intrigues me.  At one time I never had or needed a list when at marts and cons.  Now though, I need one and I realised I needed to make one when I started to buy doublers - an expensive error.  At one time I had  many more comics than I have today, but it is now difficult to make purchasing decisions without consulting a list.  My pal Vince, a collector of many things and a very serious oprator in cards, comics and memorabilia, always has and had lists.  I'm continuously amazed watching him at marts.  There are folk who make lists and enjoy it.  My wife for one.
But I have to add that the very uselessness of some of these powers makes me attracted to them.  Once again, I love superheroes, the more obscure, and useless, the better ;D
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Captain Audio

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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2020, 10:51:48 AM »


Sometimes ridiculous depends on the creativity of the writer.

Sure Color Kid seems like a joke and his colors have usually been used broadly, but think of that power like a painter, with multiple colors and subtle gradations you could have him create illusions with his color manipulating ability.

Bill Everett thought the ability to turn into water was useless until a friend mentioned that as water you could travel through pipes and stuff and Everett created Hydroman for Eastern Color.

Worst explanation for a power I ever came across was a webcomic where a character could perform magic, but only when he was "touching his junk"... ewwwwwww... It also didn't make sense since skin is one big organ that keeps our insides in, it's always in contact with itself.

Panther, Elasti-Girl's power was the ability to shrink or grow. Making parts of her body big was a later variation on the power.

Paw Broon, strange as Doll Man was he was surprisingly popular. I once made a list of the top ten longest lasting Golden Age superheroes and he was number 10. I guess little kids just enjoyed reading an even littler character beat up bad guys.


Doll Man was revived , well sort of anyway, in films. The Doll Man of the movie was an Alien police officer who landed on Earth in pursuit of alien criminals. On his world he was average size but an anomaly encountered on his way to Earth while pursuing an arch villain shrinks him to action figure size.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollman_%28film%29
Low budget but fun.
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Andrew999

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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2020, 11:03:19 AM »

Thanks for this Cap'n - I can't believe such a brilliant movie concept passed me by.

I note it's available on a well-known video-sharing platform and I shall be watching it tonight with a tray of garlic bread and black olives.

I do miss Charles Band's Full Moon movies - they were great fun and gave a surprising number of stars a decent gig - Paul LeMat, Jennifer Connelly, Lance Henrickson etc. I particularly liked the SubSpecies series and the atmospheric Pit and the Pendulum.


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Andrew999

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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2020, 11:53:37 AM »

I really like the idea of the Misfits - perhaps discarded identities (who might be said to still exist in a parallel universe eg Yellowjacket as you suggest) and also heroes who have, for one reason or another, drifted into obsolescence - the Original Torch, several Green Lanterns, Bizarro Supergirl and so on - whom else might we choose for the New Mighty Misfits?
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2020, 04:05:59 AM »

Andrew, Malibu did a line of adaptations of Full Moon movies. Here's the GCD entry on Dollman https://www.comics.org/series/40407/
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Andrew999

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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2020, 04:11:56 PM »

Thanks, SS - I didn't know that.
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K1ngcat

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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2020, 11:09:50 PM »

I was flabbergasted to discover there was a Dollman movie. And horrified by the trailer, jeez watta heap of dreck. And I'm a closet Tim Thomerson fan, after Trancers and his part in the original TV series of The Flash. Still I wouldn't put Eisner's Dollman down, surely we wouldn't have The Atom or Ant Man without him? And yes the little guy attracted a number of very good artists too.
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