Conflict Diamonds or 'blood-diamonds' are so problematic, since they not only create warlord-violence stretching from South Africa to Europe, but they also sully the global gem market, which is otherwise controlled rather professionally and nonviolently(!) by Jewish and European merchants, many in North America. That's why I thought it prudent to add a 2nd Chapter to this Deadpool folklore about blood diamond adventure...and vigilance!
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Deadpool (Wade Wilson) found himself in Beirut dealing with new forms of Israel-Palestine street terrorism and violence on behalf of the beloved CIA which had sent him there. True, Wade/Deadpool was a mutated superhuman of vigilantism and was therefore a non-expendable expendable, making him the idealized super-soldier for US governmental dealings in terribly hot-zones. Israel-Palestine had spawned hot-zones ever since the end of WWII, and Deadpool was no strange to political imagination. However, this CIA-related trip to Beirut had him dealing with special blood-diamond activity.
You see friends, blood diamonds or conflict diamonds are now problematic in South Africa. They're mined for warlord profits and linked to terrorism and unholy dominions. These blood diamonds are getting to places like Europe and North America and sullying the global shiny gem markets. You don't want to walk into a Jewish diamond store in Manhattan worrying that the gems showcased were mistakenly trafficked in from hairy and violent hot-zones in South Africa mired in warlord blood-diamond activity! That's a real concern, eh? That's why the CIA sent Wade/Deadpool to Beirut.
DEADPOOL: I know little of Israel-Palestine and less about diamonds, but my gal thinks they're best-friends!
Deadpool had little choice but to infiltrate all this darkness in Beirut and root out and rout warlord lairs and covens used to fund nefarious rogue-terrorism subverting new era peace chats between the groups of Israel and Palestine. Beirut was a key position for the US government, and many ex-Presidents tried to create serious faces of control for Earth, but Deadpool was sent to destroy these blood-diamond matrices crept into the Israel-Palestine hot-zone of Beirut. He had to wield swords, machine-guns, and throwing knives to contend with the minion guardsmen armed by warlords with rifles, machetes, and machine-guns, man!
DEADPOOL: To fight death, you have to use the strength of fire, and hell, it's all for these shiny diamonds!
Wade/Deadpool wondered (and feared!) that his gal back in the States would be frowning upon his superhuman tangles in blood-diamond traffic in Beirut and the CIA's worry-lines regarding Israel-Palestine. Deadpool resolved to procure some awesome righteous diamond stones for his gal, so her heart'd be healed and he'd make his slimy way back into her soft and supple arms and warm and safe bed! Before he daydreamed about all this North American holiness, he'd first have to utterly destroy this modern Earth bastion of hell-on-dystopia. But hey, isn't that why our detective Wade Wilson (Deadpool) simply 'loves'...darkness?
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)