I've been obsessed with Bond so long, it's almost shocking that the last few years, I feel I may have finally gotten tired of it all.
I feel I came in late. I grew up in the 60s watching a number of spy shows-- but somehow, my parents refused to take me to see a Bond film. Apparently they felt they had "too much sex and violence". I recall seeing the TV ad for "
YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE" and really wanted to see it... but, to no avail. I saw "
OHMSS" listed on a theatre marquee when that came out. Nope. Someone in school brought in a poster for "
DIAMONDS..." Nope. I recall practically begging my parents to take me to "
LIVE AND LET DIE". Still no. Geez.
But several years earlier, Charles K. Feldman's chaotic piece of CRAP, "
CASINO ROYALE" was on the network, and I watched that. W-- T-- F?
Even at about age 9 or 10, I knew it was S***.
Then in 1970, our local used book store went out of business, and everything was on sale for half price. I got the ENTIRE run of Ian Fleming's Bond books for about 25 cents apiece in paperback, with very small print (which would give me more trouble these days). Everything was listed alphabetically... but I used to Copyright dates to figure out what order they came out in, and began reading them ONE book at a time, starting with... "
Casino Royale".
I loved the first half. I hated the 2nd half. I couldn't figure... WHAT THE HELL did he think he was doing??? Then it suddenly had a shocking bad ending. I swear... it took decades before I really figured out what went on regarding that book. It was in the mid-90s when my Dad and I went to see the restoration of Hitchcock's "
VERTIGO". The climax appears to take place... the hero mopes about what a tragedy has happened... and then it goes on... and on... and on... WTF? Why didn't this movie end already? And THEN-- big shocking revelation. Everything you thought about the first half of the story WAS A LIE! And right there in the theatre, it hit me... JUST like "
Casino Royale". I've been wondering ever since if one influenced the other... or, if there was an earlier story that influenced both.
I LOVED the 2nd book... "
Live And Let Die". Until THIS year, ONLY novel I ever read twice! (Which may explain why I HATE the movie. It's an INSULT to the book.)
I forget how many novels I read before ABC debuted "
GOLDFINGER" on their Sunday Night Movie. But that was the first real Bond film I ever saw. My Dad must have watched with me. Some months later, a new Bond film came out, and he FINALLY (!!!!!!!!!) took me to see one. "
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN". Geez. What a piece of S***.
Anyway, I watched every Bond film on ABC, every time they ran them, in the 70s. That includes when they totally butchered "
OHMSS" by running it in 2 parts over 2 consecutive Monday nights. They recut it so it started with the ski chase, and the entire first half became a series of flashbacks. They also cut huge chuinks out, liek HALF of the fight on the beach. It took a long time before I got to see it uncut... and even longer before it became MY FAVORITE Bond film. I've still never seen it in widescreen.
Crazy thing. I read that book during the week in between the 1st and 2nd halves of the film. The toboggan run blew my mind. And then...I REALLY had my mind blown when I saw they'd filmed the toboggan run EXACTLY as Fleming had written it. WOW!
In the 80s, thanks to my best friend, I found out John Gardner had been hired to write new Bond novels, and I began buying each one as they came out in hardbound. We used to fantasize about who we'd cast if they ever turned them into movies... but Eon had NO interest in ever doing so. Weird.
In the early 80s, I once saw a double-feature of "
FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE" and "
GOLDFINGER" in a theatre that specialized in running old movies. that was the night "
FRWL" became my FAVORITE Connery Bond film... by a wide margin.
I saw "
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS" in theatres 4 TIMES. I guess that says a lot. Most since I've only seen once apiece on a big screen.
I've seen the films, and read so many books about them, and in the 2000s was getting Titan Books collections of the newspaper strips... some of the later adaptations genuinely improved on Fleming's later novels. Ironically, the 70s strips had MORE violence & sex, while the 70s movies went the other way and became silly comedies.
I did watch some of my favorites recently... and promised myself, before I watch them again, I wanna upgrade to widescreen DVDs...
ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
LICENSE TO KILL
GOLDENEYEIt was funny when after, I realized I hadn't played a single Connery film....