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[Abishai100]

A blood diamond is a gem extracted in a conflict zone for insurgents or warlords and is linked to undesirable political profiteerism in areas such as South Africa, and bridges have been found to Europe.

Blood diamonds have become a symbol of new age piracy in a developing landscape of warlord-oriented political expediency in this makeshift time of capitalism globalization 'resourcefulness' since the fall of the Soviet Union.

This is a patriotic Deadpool fanfiction about blood diamond heists and a crossover hero, Ray (DC Comics), a man who can harness prismatic energies of light and use photokinesis to create time confusion. Ray (Lucien Gates) is unusual, and he's a nice crossover reference avatar for this fun Deadpool modernism-symbolic story of invented piracy for the service of inventive patriotism!




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Deadpool (Wade Wilson) decided to trek to Belgium and investigate the involvement of his old nemesis Doctor Bong in the mining and underground marketing of blood diamonds for terrorism weaponry in Europe. Deadpool had been disfigured and regenerated as a mutating zombie-like superhuman, and Doctor Bong, his nemesis, always unnerved him about the nature of immortal goodness. Deadpool wanted to see if Doctor Bong's blood diamond highway in Europe was wed in any way to the emerging traffic between South Africa and North America, now that homegrown terrorism and warlord invasions into the continental USA had become a concern for the NSA after 9/11. Well, Deadpool wanted to see what was up in Belgium/Europe and South Africa and track some vital blood diamond traffic.

However, Deadpool instead came across a very different character, Ray (Lucien Gates). Lucien was hit by prismatic light energy from a particle beam from a science-military weapon, rendering him like a body of energized thermal emissions and white heat and light. Ray (Lucien) was something like a beacon of speed and illusions, and he could use light energy to create blind vertigo and therefore confuse someone's sense of aim and orientation. Deadpool and Ray teamed up to investigate blood diamond highways tied to Doctor Bond in South Africa. They discovered an underground alien cavern in which countless slave-like African laborers were polishing these conflict gems for warlords and terrorists. Deadpool/Ray learned these diamonds were about to sail to Florida and Washington.

DOCTOR BONG: If Ray and Deadpool interfere with my pirate work, I'll burn them!

Deadpool and Ray decided to steal some of the blood diamonds from these caverns and make contacts in the underworld in America to see what criminals would be willing to give up information regarding the trails of blood diamonds from South Africa being stored in US banks and safe-boxes, owned of course by emigrated warlords and homegrown terrorists seeking to exploit the frailty of the post-9/11 capitalism globalization environment. They learned that a Dutch baron named Dirk Kuyt was storing blood diamonds, some belonging to Doctor Bong in an LA bank, in the safe-boxes of its laser-secured vault room. Deadpool crawled through the laser securities and unlocked the boxes after dis-wiring the computerized box-locks. Meanwhile, Ray used his light vertigo powers to completely disorient the armed guards seeking to aim and shoot these super-speedy vigilante-speeddemons.

NSA: We believe Ray/Deadpool are using blood diamond vigilantism to fight warlords lurking in America!

Deadpool and Ray really were indeed seeking to counter some of these horrifying blood diamond highways sullying the jewelry industry in North America and the USA in particular! They wanted diamond merchants to feel confident that post-9/11 capitalism piracy wouldn't corrupt the proud heritage of diamond sales in the United States. They also kept track on Doctor Bong whom they're sure would do something to create an explosive fear regarding the tensile nature of anti-terrorism free-market activity. If blood diamonds were the new pirate-lore of the world, then Deadpool/Ray would have to use pure genius to detangle all this continental diabolique in modern times. Time was on their side!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

[Abishai100]

Conflict Diamonds or 'blood-diamonds' are so problematic, since they not only create warlord-violence stretching from South Africa to Europe, but they also sully the global gem market, which is otherwise controlled rather professionally and nonviolently(!) by Jewish and European merchants, many in North America. That's why I thought it prudent to add a 2nd Chapter to this Deadpool folklore about blood diamond adventure...and vigilance!





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Deadpool (Wade Wilson) found himself in Beirut dealing with new forms of Israel-Palestine street terrorism and violence on behalf of the beloved CIA which had sent him there. True, Wade/Deadpool was a mutated superhuman of vigilantism and was therefore a non-expendable expendable, making him the idealized super-soldier for US governmental dealings in terribly hot-zones. Israel-Palestine had spawned hot-zones ever since the end of WWII, and Deadpool was no strange to political imagination. However, this CIA-related trip to Beirut had him dealing with special blood-diamond activity.

You see friends, blood diamonds or conflict diamonds are now problematic in South Africa. They're mined for warlord profits and linked to terrorism and unholy dominions. These blood diamonds are getting to places like Europe and North America and sullying the global shiny gem markets. You don't want to walk into a Jewish diamond store in Manhattan worrying that the gems showcased were mistakenly trafficked in from hairy and violent hot-zones in South Africa mired in warlord blood-diamond activity! That's a real concern, eh? That's why the CIA sent Wade/Deadpool to Beirut.

DEADPOOL: I know little of Israel-Palestine and less about diamonds, but my gal thinks they're best-friends!

Deadpool had little choice but to infiltrate all this darkness in Beirut and root out and rout warlord lairs and covens used to fund nefarious rogue-terrorism subverting new era peace chats between the groups of Israel and Palestine. Beirut was a key position for the US government, and many ex-Presidents tried to create serious faces of control for Earth, but Deadpool was sent to destroy these blood-diamond matrices crept into the Israel-Palestine hot-zone of Beirut. He had to wield swords, machine-guns, and throwing knives to contend with the minion guardsmen armed by warlords with rifles, machetes, and machine-guns, man!

DEADPOOL: To fight death, you have to use the strength of fire, and hell, it's all for these shiny diamonds!

Wade/Deadpool wondered (and feared!) that his gal back in the States would be frowning upon his superhuman tangles in blood-diamond traffic in Beirut and the CIA's worry-lines regarding Israel-Palestine. Deadpool resolved to procure some awesome righteous diamond stones for his gal, so her heart'd be healed and he'd make his slimy way back into her soft and supple arms and warm and safe bed! Before he daydreamed about all this North American holiness, he'd first have to utterly destroy this modern Earth bastion of hell-on-dystopia. But hey, isn't that why our detective Wade Wilson (Deadpool) simply 'loves'...darkness?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

[Andrew999]

Hey Abi - you might like to know this:

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