I will review "
Taanda, The White Princess #2" first. I read #1 for the very purpose of reading her origin story, and getting an introduction to the series.
General Book and SeriesIt seems Avon waited a long time to start its Sheena copycat facsimile. She was the daughter of a missionary couple who were killed in a raid by a nearby hostile tribe, and was adopted by the chief of her local South African tribe, whose people had been friendly with her parents. She was trained by him in the ways of the jungle, and apparently in the ways of his tribe's warriors, for she excels all of them in warrior skills. She, in turn, adopted an African orphan, Koru, who starts out in Issue #1, with dark skin, just like the other natives, but with absolutely straight, jet black hair (so he looks like a South Indian). But, in the first story in Issue #2, he is a pale-skinned Caucasian boy. And, in a later story in that same issue, he is back to having dark skin again. Perhaps that was a mistake made by the colourist? But, does his perfectly straight hair as a member of a South African native tribe represent a throwback recessive gene all but weeded out of that population perhaps 100,000 years ago?
Apparently, Taanda and Koru were hunting the "King of The Wild (beasts)", Leader elephant, Moloth (looks absolutely NOTHING like a native South African word), to kidnap him, and train him to become a "pack animal". As we shall see as we go along, that this series uses a hodge-podge of made-up names that range from sounding like Inuit and East Siberian, to Afrikaans and Dutch words that wouldn't have ever become Dutch surnames or given names, to names that would fit better in Italy or Polynesia. And the description of their locations, using the few researched Afrikaans geographical references don't match the drawn scenery in the panels. For example, most of the scenes depict a rainforest type environment, but animals depicted (elephants, leopards, lions,) are savanna animals. And her adopted tribe, The Torauti live in their Kraal (a village), but kraal means a farm or station with a large stockade pen for holding animals, which are located on The Veld(t), NOT in jungles, where The Tauruti reside. Furthermore, The Veld is a large area of flat, open grassland with few trees. There are only a couple small semi rainforest areas in South Africa, on the east (Indian Ocean) coast of The Province of Natal, which are far from The Veld. One of the stories has people riding zebras like they were trained, domesticated horses. Zebras have never been domesticated.
One thing in Issue #1 made me laugh. Taanda was described as a "scarlet-haired, sun-bronzed beauty". That implies that she became tanned by the sun. But, my lifelong experience of being a redhead, with the pasty-white skin and freckles (melanin problems) that go along with that, and always burning red like a cooked lobster, and never being able to tan, I have to assume that Taanda is not a true redhead. In addition, the non-researching author places "The Veld" in the middle of a rainforest jungle. So, how was she going to become tanned, even if it were possible based on her skin's melanin, with clouds covering the sky 95% of the time? From the hue of her "red" hair (with too much blue), it appears that she must dye her hair with the same process that her adoptive father dies the feathers in his headdress.
I guess the writers of these stories made so little money from them that they weren't willing to spend a few minutes in a library learning a few things about the countries and peoples, and animals they depict. These stories remind me of the science-fantasy stories that appeared in the 1930s and 1940s. The authors of these stories knew about as much about their subjects (Africa, its animals, environment, and peoples) as science fantasy writers knew about Mars and the other planets, and space travel in the 1930s and '40s.
I think it is ironic that reading Carl Barks' Funny Animal, "Uncle Scrooge" comic book stories in which Scrooge's rival South African Plutocrat, Flintheart Glomgold are featured, would result in the child readers learning a LOT more about the climate, landforms, vegetation, animal life, and peoples in Southern Africa (Union of South Africa(Cape Colony, Transvaal, Orange Free State) than reading Taanda. Glomgold is implied to be half of Scots origin, and half Boer/Afrikaaner. The Gold Mines and Diamond mines of the Transvaal were mentioned, as well as The Boer War, from which Uncle Scrooge has a cannon! I knew quite a bit about South Africa even as a young child, because we had some close relatives there(both origionaly from England and from Holland), who my uncle visited a few times each year.
I have to admit that the artwork, especially Everett Kinstler's, and also Howard Larson's, technically, is very good, even if what's depicted doesn't make much sense.
Jungle VengeanceHunting the leading elephant of a (terroristic?) "Devil Herd", to domesticate him, and make him into a "pack animal' doesn't sound like something a "Princess of The Jungle", at home in her nature, would want to do. It IS commendable, however, that Taanda fights hard to keep the German trader, who wants to steal all the bones from that herd's elephant graveyard (for the ivory), from doing so; and she also promises the local tribe of South African natives that she and her adopted son wont tell anyone where it is. This story has great artwork, a fair amount of action, picturesque scenes, great atmosphere, despite its lack of research, and resulting lack of realism.
There is an old saying about story writing: "One should write about what he or she knows.". That is more than evident in the stories in this book.
Death Wears The jungle CrownThis story has an interesting plot, with Taakel, ostensibly, an Afrikaaner/Boer outlaw leader of a band of terrorist thieves, who terrorise native villages, and kidnap their women to sell to Arab slave traders. Interesting that "taak" means "task". and the diminutive suffix, "el" makes Taakel" mean "Little Task". I'm sure that name as a real Dutch or Afrikaans surname doesn't exist. It would be a strange nickname for a terrorist leader of a band of thieves. The leader planned to pass through The Veld to the seacoast, which he calls "The Gold Coast". But there is no "Gold Coast" anywhere near South Africa. Africa's "Gold Coast" is in Ghana, in West Africa, over 2,000 miles from South Africa. One scene shows Taanda fighting a giant gorilla, which must weigh at least 800 lb.. this story also has cannibals and pygmies. And the villain, Taakel, steals the crown of the newly crowned chief of their host tribe, as well as abducts Koru, to get back at Taanda.
Taanda rounds up several elephants to break down the walls of Taakel's fortress. Of course, Taanda singlehandedly takes on Taakel and his whole army, rescues Koru, and brings the crown back to Chief Matotako, and the 2 tribes become friends forever.
The Witch Doctor Murder Cult (a deliberate misnomer attention-grabbing attempt of a title - if ever there was one)
I'll have to parrot Scrounge's point that the false advertising has reader's waiting with baited breath to see a splash panel of 40 crazed-looking, witch doctors, wielding daggers, surrounding and inching slowly towards a terrified, unarmed, British "big game hunter" (complete with pith helmet). But, no! Not even one Witch Doctor in this story! Instead we have another superhuman Caucasian woman leading a tribe of native Africans (a 7-foot giantess, no less). This is taking "The White Man's Burden to an all-time high. Not only are the native African tribes seemingly incapable of ruling themselves, because they are inferior to The Europeans, and haven't been capable enough to develop a higher civilization, and so must be ruled by Europeans, who, by accident, or by invasion and greed, came to take over their land and resources, but they need to be ruled by European women who have super strength, or gigantic size and were in that position by accidents of fate. It's wayyyyyyyyy too much to believe. Why would an entire tribe put their lives in the hands of an criminally insane woman who enjoys murdering people? Just to defeat neighbouring tribes to plunder their resources? Couldn't they have done that without devoting their lives and allegiance to the madwoman? Given the history of tribal warfare in the southern portion of Africa, and tribes having alliances with nearby tribes to fight against common enemies, it seems it would be a terrible mistake for one tribe to be belligerent towards all surrounding tribes, and lusting in mass murder rituals. It would invite them all to unite against the transgressing tribe, and likely annihilate it's entire population.
And this is the story that contains the Inuit or Eastern Siberian tribal name, "The Kulkuks". What made the writer think that "Kulkuks" sounds even the slightest bit like a Bantu or Khoisan, or ANY kind of African name? And the narrative states that ONLY Taanda could stand up against Zaleen, and her army's "fanatic war of conquest"! The surrounding tribes' couldn't unite and fight against Zaleen's followers? The whole of The South African Veld (or jungle (the author can't make up his mind)) is forced to pin their hopes for survival on one orphaned Caucasian woman to defeat the 7-foot madwoman and her army, singlehandedly!
The oversized madwoman plans to conquer ALL of Africa. That makes the suspense all the greater for the reader. She orders total destruction of "The Fang Nation", with the few survivors becoming slaves. An entire British garrison was wiped out by Zaleen's armies. The single soldier survivor starts the long journey from South Africa to Kenya, in East Africa, to bring back British soldier reinforcements. No British soldiers left in ANY of The British Colonies of Southern Africa (Northern and Southern Rhodesia, Nyasaland, Natal, The Cape Colony, Transvaal)
Zaleen's disturbances have wiped them all out??? This is fifty times bigger than the Great Zulu uprising (war against The British)? But, of course, Taanda not only organises her Taurati army, but also all of their allies' armies together as one fighting unit. Not only is she as strong as 10 men, but she is a military expert! And Zaleen's and Taanda's armies are the two mightiest in ALL of Africa! Zaleen kidnaps Taanda's adopted son, Koru. So, Taanda sneaks into Zaleen's camp, all alone, and kills the madwoman, with a karate kick to her chin, and rescues Koru, and the leaderless army of murderers runs in panic, as Taanda's army arrives. Days later, The British Kenyan army arrives, and the surviving captain sees they are not needed, as peace has returned to The Veld (or is it the Jungle?).
It is all too unbelievable and ridiculous, and it wouldn't have been an enjoyable read for me even at 8 years old. The artwork is excellent. But I've seen a lot of excellent artwork. It's not enough of an attraction for me to want to see other issues of this series.
Third Class MaleI've never liked this comedy strip, that's never really been funny to me, and the artwork is barely average-level. The gags are too obvious, with predictable endings that aren't very clever.
The Strange Mission to Ormuz As Scrounge stated above, the leading protagonists come FROM Ormuz, but they go to Tarko (a couple thousand years earlier, transported by a magic spell related to the female lead's locket). It seems, based on the architecture and soldiers' wardrobe, that Tarko is supposed to be an Eastern Mediterranean or Carthaginian city in North Africa. I have no problem with the magic powers of the locket and the hero being transported back in time. I think this is a relatively interesting premise for a good adventure story, and would rather have read it as a 20-30 page story, so the plot could be better paced, the setting could be laid out in better detail, and characters and plot line could be further developed. Only a meagre 8 pages, with one of them being a single panel introduction page, is not enough room to do much. But this is the story in this book that I like best, by far. It is by far, the least insulting, and has a better story to tell, although, the artwork isn't as good as that of The Taanda stories. It has the flavour of the 1930s Egyptian archaeologist curse-related B-Films, and serial shorts.