Armageddon 2419 A.D.Firstly, thank you OtherEric for bringing this to our attention. I’ve been meaning to read some of the pulp stories and this was a good excuse. I’ve heard of Buck Rogers, of course, but I’d never read any of the comics or seen the movies or TV show, so I really didn’t know anything about him. I thought he was pretty similar to Flash Gordon, but now I can see that they’re quite different, though I’m sure he was changed somewhat when ‘Tony’ became ‘Buck’.
I was interested in the editor’s box on the first page, which included the following: ‘We prophecy that this story will become more valuable as the years go by. It certainly holds a number of interesting prophecies, of which no doubt, many will come true.’
Published as it was between the two world wars, it’s interesting to see that China was predicted to be the main enemy of the future, rather than Russia. China certainly has become one of the world powers, along with Russia and the U.S. Some of the predictions are beyond anything we have, and maybe never will, such as the amazing properties of Inertron and Ultron. But then, new elements with new properties are being discovered all the time, so who knows! But other predictions didn’t go far enough. For example, communication in the 25th century was more advanced than it was in 1928 when this story was published, but doesn’t seem as advanced as our current iPhones.
I also thought it was funny that new names were thought of for the elements, equipment etc; but that people in the 25th century were still called solid 20th century names like Tony, Wilma, Ned, Bill, Bert, Alan and Mort!
Like any sci-fi story, you have to suspend disbelief to enjoy it, and there were some bits that were certainly stretched (e.g., the trails of good guys hanging from the American ships on their way to fight the Han). However, I was amazed at the level of world-building. Nowlan had certainly spent a lot of time working out all the details of his world. It’s really a complete novella rather than a short story.
Now some comments on each chapter. (Includes spoilers)
ForewordIt was an interesting premise that he was transported into the 25th century, not by time travel, but as a result of being in a state of suspended animation for hundreds of years following a cave-in. Therefore, there is no chance of him returning to his own time and he has to make the most of it.
I must admit, I did pause over the line, ‘I awoke to find the America I knew a total wreck’, but I’ll just let that one go through to the keeper (Australian slang that means you’ll just let something sit there and not discuss it).
Ch 1 – Floating MenInteresting that the author took into account how the nuances of language would have changed (e.g., ‘exchange’).
The full-page illustration on p. 423 made me smile. Are the little figures up in the clouds meant to be the floating men, or have they just been shot out of that rocket gun?
Ch 2 – The Forest GangsInteresting speculation that there was another war after WWI and that ‘nearly all of the European nations had banded together to break the financial and industrial power of America’.
Illustration on p. 427 – Where can I buy an inertron belt and a rocket gun? Great for ComicCons.
Ch 3 – Life in the 25th CenturyLove the title ‘Psycho Bosses’. I’m sure a few people could testify to already having those in the 20th and 21st centuries.
Ch 4 – A Han Air RaidI thought they had a pretty ingenious solution to bringing down the Han ship. And my goodness, didn’t Tony and Wilma have a whirlwind romance, with Tony lamenting that, ‘In the morning, we found little time for love making’. Though I know from all those good ol’ Andy Hardy movies with Mickey Rooney, that the term ‘making love’ used to just mean flirting or wooing.
Ch 5 – Setting the TrapTony says that the Han ‘were physically far inferior to the Americans, for they lived lives of degenerative physical inertia, having machinery of every description for the performance of all labor, and convenient conveyances for any movement of more than a few steps’. Nowlan died in 1940. I wonder what he would have thought if he’d lived to see what we have now? He didn’t have to wait until the 25th century.
Ch 6 – The ‘Wyoming Massacre’It did slow down a bit with all the retelling of what was in the Han report. Probably not necessary to go into that detail when we already knew more or less what had happened, though I guess we’re getting it from the other perspective.
Ch 7 – Incredible TreasonHow did Tony and Wilma find time to marry and have a honeymoon in amongst everything else that was happening? And good for Wilma in knowing she was the real boss at home regardless of what the Big Boss’s records said. Tony doesn’t seem to raise any objection, so good for him too.
Ch 8 – The Han CityHow did Wilma survive for hours in a supply case while they were in the air? Would the Han really not light the top of the central tower? What if one of their own ships ran into it?
Favourite quote – ‘Closely bunched and treading as lightly as only inertron-belted people could, we made our way …’
Ch 9 – The Fight in the TowerI’m not sure that I quite followed it all, but good action, and lucky that Wilma brought those Dope cans.
And of course it would be easy to overcome the Han. It had taken them 500 years to develop what amounted to a sophisticated telegraph operation, yet they still hadn’t discovered the internet!
Ch 10 – The Walls of HellExciting chase.
Ch 11 – The New Boss‘… the issue was now hopelessly beclouded with clever lies that were being broadcast in an unceasing stream.’ Fake news, anyone? What would Nowlan think of today’s social media?
After Tony was put in charge and lots of roles were reassigned, Wilma was still only his personal assistant. I guess five centuries hadn’t done much for women in leadership.
They must have done away with air sickness in the 25th century, in order for all of those people to happily swing from the swoopers on lines at high altitude and for miles on end. Or did the inertron belts take care of that?
It was pretty unbelievable that they completely restructured their organisation and equipped everyone with all the gear they’d need by that night, not to mention have them all trained in their new roles. But it does keep the story moving along.
Ch 12 – The Finger of DoomIt finishes on the ominous note of America blasting ‘the Yellow Blight from the face of the Earth’. Uncomfortable reading it in our time, but interesting to think about from the perspective of someone writing in 1928.
It leaves itself open for a sequel, so I guess it was easy to adapt to a comic strip. Though I got to the end and wasn’t sure that ‘Armageddon’ had been a suitable title, except in the sense of a fight between good and evil.
OverallI did enjoy reading this classic sci-fi story. Thanks for choosing it, OtherEric.
Cheers
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