Ok so it's a comparison "Rumble in the Jungle" featuring Saari and Cave Girl.
The Man Who Conquered Death (Cave Girl) - I rather liked the art in this one - but I think the story was really written by a 7 year old. I didn't quite grasp the time machine malarkey. All very peculiar!!
The False Priestess of Ugandi (Saari) - I not like - Surely have I never read before one like this and my wish is for my eyes not to see such dialogue as this again! Surely, this was written by the aforementioned 7 year old's younger sister! The best bit for me was when I misread "That's the pitch Beth ..."
We travel yonder with heavy heart to do a quick round up
The Shining Gods (Cave Girl) - With nasty Soviet agent Karen Long this was the best of a rotten bunch, of stories and they had the lack of foresight to kill her off anyway! Her final words being "Ah!!! EEEEEE"
I hoped that Mugongo the Mighty might bring some relief, which it failed on apart from this which raised a bit of a smile
"Trailing after Mugongo come his followers hairy little half-men ..." However there is some redemption with a cool advertising page, with a half-page how to write love letters (not a skill I have so far ever had to use. But under that there is a Money Making Opportunity
is an old favorite of mine
"Raise Earthworms! Terrific! Get important information plus true story, "An Earthworm Turned His Life" Send dime Earthmaster System, 23D El Monte, Calif"
Congo Jim Bantu Blood Curse (Saari) - Can you send complex messages by jungle drums?? Surely not???
Tambor The Mighty (Saari) - A talkative Tarzan on steroids..
Verdict: A double fail Cave Girl was better, but that is not saying very much at all!!
However, these books have got me thinking about when I was a kid. I very much liked Ron Ely's Tarzan. I also never managed to make one of those man traps ... the one that you bend a branch down and when someone steps on it, up it goes leaving the victim hanging by their ankle. Maybe I should have another go at it ... would certainly be more fun than reading any more comics like these!