Appreciated, Jim, though my tone was incendiary, and I apologize to everybody for that. On very little sleep (for good reasons like visiting friends), Fett's somewhat understandable ultimatum just rubbed me the wrong way.
That said, it's also understandable that people will take what's given in the spirit of sharing and, well, share. If they assume a scanner didn't have time to whiten the page (as opposed to wanting it to look like paper, which is also my preference), they'll "help." That's a good thing, and should be harnessed where it can be used, not screamed about in public.